Sunday, June 11, 2006
Emergency Room Story of the Day
Real story coming out of the E. R. in Wake Forest, NC. Police bring in a man that was acting a tad delusional, very lethargic and covered with maggots. That isn't the story. When questioning this gentleman, it seems that he got in that condition by fucking a dead deer carcus on the side of the rode. When the police asked the appropriate question...Why?, he said and I quote, "well I usually prefer the live deer, but the dead ones are more accomodating. Aint it nice to have a choice. And to think many of us stay with one person for a length of time when all that rode kill is out there just waiting for us.
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let's not forget the outfit this gentleman chose for the festivities... he was brought in under a bright yellow tarp the officers put over him , under that was a sexy little red panty and bra number with red fishnet panty hose. Cammy begs me not to talk to people about this but i thought it was too funny not to, in a sick way... honestly i hope he gets help for whatever his problem is but in the mean time monty python couldn't have come up with that one. on the sick side...we can add to the glossary of perversion web page. I like to call this one the dirty deer hunter. One other correction he was arrested because he was making sweet love on a railraod track and could have been hurt himself. where is PETA when you need them? we know where his peta was ba ha!
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