That's the Ticket

Ladies and Gentlemen.
I know the surest lock of a presidential team since Reagan/Bush Sr. in 1984. Yes boys and girls...it's John Edwards and Al Gore. Why? You ask. Well it seems to me that these two men have the intelligence and ingenuity to lead our country to the promised land. After all, who can name another policical team that has invented more genius ideas then these two. First, Al Gore. We know that he not only INVENTED the internet, recently he has become a spin doctor for the environmentalists and re-invented the threat of GLOBAL WARMING. After all, we would not know anything about these two topics without this brilliant individual. Now, John Edwards, fresh off his 100+ acre purchase for his apprx 30,000 sq ft home, is embarking on his "POVERTY" tour. We know how much rich politicians give two shits about the poor folks if a presidential nomination is not in the balance. Well, during this tour, he has come up with the idea of mixing differing socioeconomic background children to promote more diversity. Thanks Big John, but I believe BUSSING has been around for 40 years or so. It hasnt worked the previous 4 decades, but I am sure you know how to fix it, since you did just invent this idea over the past few weeks. Also, I heard the most incredibly advanced thinking in the business realm since the computer. It's called "WORK FOR PAY". Yes, John Edwards has invented the idea that if you work, you should get paid for it. UnF***ing believable. Does he or Al Gore really think the average American is so poorly informed that he/she would take their word that these ideas, topics, etc., were conceived with these two witless wonders? Obviously so. They keep preaching the same bullshit in a different wrapper. I gotta go now, I have thought of a new concept of releiving the pressure of my bowels. It's called a bowel movement. It involves a whole separate room and everything. God I am brilliant. Until next time when I may invent a 4 wheeled transportation machine. The mind is a wonderful thing, aint it.