Friday, May 23, 2008

Gun Control

The third place winner of the 2008 Darwin Awards teaches us all a lesson about gun control.
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter.
Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired.
Paramedics pronounced the robber dead at the scene. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.
Absolutely NO ONE ELSE was hurt.
This is my definition of gun control.
Nuff Said

1 comment:

Big Daddy said...

You could fill out an entire day on studid shit that criminals do. This is too funny. So sorry that the lefties against gun control didnt get caught in the crossfire.